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Re: Fishing

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 6:40 pm
by Rellik-doc-rob
jimmymate wrote:How'd you go boys? Do any good?
Jimmy ,

What a great trip........ 3 - 4 inches of rain between dark and midnight. Only 4 Bass caught between 4 of us. Spent most of the time under the tarp , eating Venison , choc-chip pancakes and listening to how one of the Wally's had tried to drown his wife in a Kayak the week before. These blokes are crazy ...... and none of them drink !!!

Anyway , although their particular part of the camp looked like Cyclone Tracey had gone through it about 1am , some dented ego,s and soaked to the bone...... we managed to have a laugh and wash some lures.


Re: Fishing

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:39 pm
by Rellik-doc-rob
Seems to be silence from the Molasses eaters........ lol lol lol

Jas & Wally ,

Should I tell the readers of this forum Wally,s story...... RE: Thailand Hangover ..... 12 years prior to the release of the now famous "Hang over " movie... lol lol


Re: Fishing

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:39 pm
by Lefty.
Yep had some good laughs...ive been back 3 times looking for Rob and Bernies lures lol.

Couldn't help myself and had to try the black nectar again but no joy, don't think I'm converted.

Tell the story Rob. I am glad the mollasses eater took the time to save the wife lmao. lol lol lol

Re: Fishing

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:27 pm
by zaneswan
Sounds like a good story Rob - c'mon, you can't leave it there?!?!?

Re: Fishing

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:15 pm
by Rellik-doc-rob
zaneswan wrote:Sounds like a good story Rob - c'mon, you can't leave it there?!?!?

Where,s Wally ???? he tells the story so well....

In his absence I will tell what I can remember of his tale....

Wally and his Wife to be were holidaying in Thailand with 4 other couples + 1 single bloke. Now according to Wally , the single fella had a bit of an accident years before , which lets say.... left him a few shillings short of a Quid !!

Anyway , while attending a cabaret show ( Ping-Pong night club , with pole dancers ) .... this chap preceded to tell Wally how one of the dancers was keen on him. Wally said.... don't be stupid you idiot.... they smile at everyone. They do this for living every night. Wake up to yourself !!

A short while later.... this fella says he going to the bar to get drinks ( even though it was table service ???? ) . So wally being the good friend he is , and looking after this blokes welfare , keeps an eye on him. The fella heads in the general direction of the bar..... does a quick left handed right angle turn , is accosted by this beautiful dancer and up a flight of steps at the speed of light.

Wally , up and out of his seat like a Russian pole-vaulter , and in pursue of his mate. Gets to the top of the stairs .... looks around and there is a long dark corridor with little doors ( obviously with little rooms behind them )..and NO idea which one his mate went into ?

So the bloke is deemed M.I.A. when he does not arrive back at the group hotel , that night.... or the next morning.

Some days later.... as the group is boarding their tour bus to head to yet another destination ..... MR: M.I.A. appears as if nothing had happened. As it turns out , this fella took quite a liking to these beautiful cabaret dancers... lol , and went back to Thailand later that year. In fact he actually returned to Grafton with one of these beauties and they are now happily married with 3 little ones.

There were other stories told while we sat the storm out , but most of them are un-fit for this forum. So as you can imagine.... they must be very bad !
Wally.... I hope I did your story justice ?


Re: Fishing

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:20 pm
by wally
will get a call from the other wally late on sat saying he is taking the kids for a drive I already no wear he is going after the 2 lost lures and he will find them nice of you rob and jas to sit there and watch us get smashed by the storm you both need some black syrup get rid of all them worms and help you to sleep do it all again soon I hope cheers wally